All Natural Weight Training: Meat Socks!

What do you call a cow with no legs? (See the answer at the end of the post)

In the picture, we see Lady Gaga wearing the most organic socks possible: they’re entirely made of meat! We are guessing this weird pair of footwear weighed about 10 pounds, which is about 100 times the weight of standard socks. Look at this new, all-natural way to train to all those athletes like Usain Bolt, Carl Lewis, and Road Runner Sports who run with weights on their ankles. Great for runners, but maybe not so good for Vegetarians like me!